In an astonishing display of self-aggrandizing wish-fulfillment I request this:
PGTerrill already has one and I cannot be left behind – but my budget is shot.
So, in reply to my years of servitude and humour putting together this PubGuys thing, couldn’t someone please buy me one?
Of course, I’m kidding. But, it is a very cool home-bar device that will, someday, grace my home bar.